My little brother just got back from the store and told me two gay guys were checking him out. I asked him how he felt about it and he said “Flattered, dude. I’m a hot piece of ass.” Crying because I raised him well.
(Source: brokenbats, via makeyouscream)
having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no
THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE DESCRIPTION I HAVE EVER HEARD
(Source: emotionallycorn, via idk-gosh)
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